Here at soldout, we’ve expressed a fondness for Lil Boss’s stoned sermons, but, truth be told, seeing Puffy stunt for dude at SXSW this past year, basically proclaiming him as the saviour of rap when Lil B then opened his show with the words (we shit you not) “learn, math, the stars” (THIS IS VERBATIM), we started wondering exactly what the fuck was going on. He gets beats from 9th and Clams, solid mad-ass beats at that, and then uses them to rap about wearing tiny shirts and shiny jeans. Lil Wayne had B hop on a track and B proceeded to rap about the exact same things. Dude is like a clearing house of pseudo-prophetic quotes and missed opportunities and shit that even Pictureplane probably finds ridiculous.

